Computer Software Quotes

Explore 767 computers quotes by authors including john f. Thats what got me into software engineering when i was a kid.

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Computer software quotes. Below you will find our collection of inspirational wise and humorous old computer quotes computer sayings and computer proverbs collected over the years from a variety of sources. Here are our top favorites in no particular order. Let the wit begin.

If you have enjoyed our collection of top 50 linux quotes of all time im sure you would love these funny computer related quotes that i have put together. To make an embarrassing admission i like video games. Although some of which are pretty old already they can still tickle a geeks funny bone.

In response to my original article 101 great computer programming quotes jose m. A computer will do what you tell it to do but that may be much different from what you had in mind. The computer programmer is a creator of universes for which he alone is the lawgiver.

I wanted to make money so i could buy a better computer to play better video games nothing like saving the world. Software is easy to make except when you want it to do something new. And then of course there is a corollary.

Kennedy jack welch and steve jobs at brainyquote. But these quotes about it tech and computer systems remind us that technical difficulties are a universal experience and there is some humor to be found. Computer sayings and quotes.

Aguilar doubled the fun with 101 more great computer quotes which was translated edited and republished here by timm martin and google translator with permission from mr. He received the 1972 turing award. After all its better to laugh about technology than to throw your computer or anything else off a cyber cliff.

The only software thats worth making is software that does something new scott rosenberg dreaming in code. No playwright no stage director no emperor however powerful has ever exercised such absolute authority to arrange a stage or field of battle and to command such unswervingly dutiful actors or troops. Its software that.

I fear lack of them isaac asimov. Computing i do not fear computers. Automating visual testing left us with less manual work and a lot more free time so we searched for funny and thought provoking quotes about software testing quality and no you wont see the chewed up its not a bug its an undocumented feature quote here.

Two dozen programmers three years 4732 bugs and one quest for transcendent software. Here are arguably and im sure you will argue 21 of the greatest computer quotes ever.

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